What Do You Consider to Be Your Best Comeback?!


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In response to "the finger"

"Is that your hat size or your IQ?"

In response to any stupid idea:

"Yeah, that will go over like a turd in a punchbowl."

In response to complaining:

"Excuse me miss, you have me confused with someone who gives a crap."

yea this boy bumped in to me when i was talking to my friend and then started talking to me so i said "just because you bump into me dos'ent mean you can start talking to me!"
And my friend started laughing super loud!!! Report It


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  • Ninja Within Yahoos's Avatar by Ninja Within Yahoos
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  • Online: http://smiffy.com/jokes/images4/leavethe...

    Real life: ...i dont have one...

    breaking my leg in 95...and after recover i was able to run fast, play ball and jump high

    If someone says something I pause and say"Oh Yeah?You are!"

    I know you are abut what am I?
    or
    Well I'm rubber and your glue whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!

    I don't ever have good ones, poor me!



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