Why can't I figure out?!
Question: the recipe to making great homemade Tofu? I try and try and all I get is a mass of glob. Should I add more Elmers glue to make it form? I would really like to get it right before this Halloween. Please advise.
Answers: the recipe to making great homemade Tofu? I try and try and all I get is a mass of glob. Should I add more Elmers glue to make it form? I would really like to get it right before this Halloween. Please advise.
Tofu, as you know, is a prized vegetarian recipe. Elmer's glue is made from horses, also a prized vegetarian recipe. The secret recipe for tofu, as handed down from horse farmer to horse farmer, is this, as overheard by Kenny,a vegetarian:
1 horse, powdered
8 toes
1 cup flour
1 tsp. olive oil
3 tsp. ethanol fuel (this is where the 'fu' comes from in the name's origins.)
Directions:
Mix horse, flour, olive oil in a mixer until stiff peaks form. Gradually fold in toes, and add fuel at the last second. Bake at a broil for three to 21 hours. Serve with a orange or black icing for an extra holiday halloween treat!
You've got plenty of time before Halloween.
I had the same problem when I told this vegetarian girl I would make her dinner. I just bought some then told her I made it!! It was mixed in with stir fry and noodles, so she couldn't tell!!
get tofu from asian grocery store,
glue in tofu.. no wonder it looks so glossy
spinach and turkey blended just right should help.
You have the wrong thinking hat thats why! :P
why this question here?
ewww
elmer's might add some taste.
YUK!
Halloween?? why yes.... add more glue....muahaha
make lil tofu ghost blobs...haha