The mall Santa stole my cigarettes and punched me in the belly. How should I ret!


Question: Wait for him after work with your friend Knuckle Buster, that will teach him a thing or two.


Answers: Wait for him after work with your friend Knuckle Buster, that will teach him a thing or two.

kidnap his helper.

bash him over the head with your empty bottle of Muscatell

Pull his beard and steal his hat.

drink his whiskey and fill it back up with a laxative. go find his car in the parking lot and pee in his gas tank.

Steal that bottle of booze hes hiding in the money pot.

Accuse him of an erection when you sit on his lap.

Pay some kid to pee on his lap.

KICK HIM IN THE NUTZ!
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pull that stupid fake beard of his off and punch him in his mouth and when he's on the ground piss in his eyes. it will make you feel better I'm sure...oh! and don't forget to take back your cigarettes and call him BI TCH before you walk away, and walk fast because I'm sure someone will call security

The old food's real cheap just before the stores close, so some coleslaw that's just going fizzy won't set you back much at all. Then just discreetly follow that fool to his car once he's finished up & nail his windscreen with a container load. He won't have that job for his track & field abilities - you should out-distance him.
Or just tell an elf he bet you he'd take her home and do nasty Santa stuff to her, & hand her a packet of Ex-Lax you just happened to have on you & suggest he might deserve a nice hot coffee.
I have to do something with this mind of mine...

Invite him to Christmas Dinner chez Buk - even "Montezuma's Revenge" will seem delightful in comparison.

Oh Buk that's just Yidiot...steal his Grey Goose, silly. You should know this by now.

Visine in his milk. He'll be on the crapper for days.

leave a flaming bag of poop next time you visit, the elf will stomp on it, and kids will start screaming

What are you gonna do...beat yourself up over it?



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