What would you say to Santa if you caught him?!


Question: 'your reindeers better not s*** on my roof. And next year, I would prefer is Mrs Claus came. Cookies are on the table bro :)


Answers: 'your reindeers better not s*** on my roof. And next year, I would prefer is Mrs Claus came. Cookies are on the table bro :)

where's my money

Can I Have A Million Dollars?

I'm a mommy and I hear you kiss mommies....lol...

touch the sky fool

I would tickle his fat belly and say, "tickle tickle tickle".

a few different ideas:

"Mom?" "Want some cookies?" "HI!!!"

Why didnt i get a choo choo train when i was 5? lol i'm 13 now.

May I please have a Wii!!

Dude. Lay off the cookies.

Thank you for all the gifts all these years MrClaus, Sir.

HE ARE YOU THAT FAT GUY WHO MY LITTLE COUSINS STILL BELIEVE IN AND WHO GIVES OUT PRESENTS EVERY YEAR??...CUZ IF YOU ARE MY COUSIN DIDNT WANT THAT EASY BAKE OVEN..I DID!!

"you aren't what Christmas is all about. get back to the North Pole, and find your own holiday".

Hey, whats up?

where's my pony?!

hi santa, can i have a million dollars???

I would ask him if I could get him anything and ask him if he needed help.

Are you a pedophile.

Santa, can I get a couple elves to come on over for a good foot rub?

well you teach everyone how to Love and prefer Peace....

I would sue him for all the times I had to buy my own gifts.

lol

Does Santa need a kiss?

i would tell him to keep his hands off

I'd tear off his mask and ask the one who masquerades as "Santa" just HOW he thinks he's gonna get away with all the LIES like that he's been propagating on the human race ever since Eden? Because, you see, "Santa" is none other than SATAN!!! Santa Clause does NOT exist!!! But JESUS CHRIST sure is real!!! And HE is what Christmas is ALL about!!!



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