Would you mate with Gollum (from LOTR) for $1,000,000?!
Question: gross! no! I wouldn't want some decaying looking creature living in my stomach!
Answers: gross! no! I wouldn't want some decaying looking creature living in my stomach!
ugh no never!!!
NO!!! eww!!....
I think Gollum is pretty light-weighted... since he's skinny and fairly short. So I think I could pick him up and do some freaky things with him. Also, by the way I've seen him walk around... he seems rather flexible. That adds even more-so to the freaky things I can imagine doing.
But he's also crazy... and extremely ugly. But meh, I'm not picky. Especially for a million dollars. But that's if he's just a creature or something. I'm not entirely sure, but if he's just a really old deformed man, then no, I wouldn't.
Sure, it's only a few moments out of an entire lifetime- like going to the dentist. Show me the $$$$$$$$$$