If you were to come down Christmas morning and find only ME under the Christmas !
Question: I might have some leftover eggnog, if that helps....
Answers: I might have some leftover eggnog, if that helps....
Yippee!
*hugs Dalek*
*writes thankyou card to Santa*
*amends New Year's Resolution from "keep cleaner house" to "conquer universe"*
*giggles maniacally*
i would unwrap you and do naughty things....
I would wonder how you got in my house without my dogs barking.
feed you some more booze
call the police.
SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
I'd be incredibly shocked. 2 reasons. I don't celebrate Christmas, and second, I don't have a tree.
Call the cops.
tell my husband to grab a gun. ;-p sorry!
I would be very excited and give you a big hug !!
surprise surprise
I hope you like pitt bulls :)
scream. & call santa for a refund because he gave me a stranger for christmas & not a laptop =]
exterminate you...
I would re-gift you.
if your a man id send u home unless u were a friend than id take u snowboarding
hey, at least Santa brought mw SOMETHING this year...i guess i cant complain...unless he also left the receipt..then i would return u on Dec. 26th
Laugh, then go get some breakfast.
I'd be stoked that I had a personal sex-robot.
I'd wonder where the tree came from.
And if you started talking in that Dalek voice you'd get shot.
ask you for money and say ho ho ho happy holidays,
seriously I would hide your valuables. :]
Call the cops because you obviously broke in and are in a manic episode.
Laugh, check that the basilisks are out of sight and give you a chaste peck on the head.
Rose P.
if ur a guy and ur hott..lets just say we'll go to my room =]
just playin
I would return you... Lol =)
call the "special" athourities, let the 2 big men that show up in the house to give u shots and put u in ur straight jacket. and if for some reason u were not clinically crazy, i would call How to Catch a Preditor and watch the pooolice take uz away... its creeps like u that sicken me.
fire up a blunt and find out what your about
If I woke up mad I would have to make you the star on the christmas tree.
If I woke up happy I would have to ride you like a carnival horse.
If I woke up sleepy I would throw my coffee in your face.
If I woke up blind I would fall down in front of you exclaiming I was blind but I still cant see.
If I smelled cookies I would never see you, I would be with the cookies all morning.
If you smelled I would febreeze you.
hehe, had enough allready?
Well the leftover eggnog will taste great with breakfast. And that is if you started the coffee.....gotta have that first thing, then I would deal with you second, and breakfast 3 rd. You are hungry aren't you???
lol call the cops
i would pee on you
I would say "Wow! I always wanted a robot!"