What variations would we see in the Greatest Story Ever Told if Christ were born!
Question: I picture Mary and Joseph trying to find room at a Motel 6 in Indianapolis, as three lobbyists from Washington arrive with lucrative defense spending contracts saddled up with a desperately needed Farm Bill....oh, and a truckload of those damned Furbies.....
Answers: I picture Mary and Joseph trying to find room at a Motel 6 in Indianapolis, as three lobbyists from Washington arrive with lucrative defense spending contracts saddled up with a desperately needed Farm Bill....oh, and a truckload of those damned Furbies.....
LMAO!
Flash back nine months earlier when Mary logs into Yahoo Answers to ask “Could I be pregnate?”
The details: Period 5 wks L8. Feel like i’m gonna hurl. Boobs hurt. BFF says i’m acting like a ttl beeyotch. Cant fit into skinny jeens. Still a virgen.
Hmmmm. Five yes’s, eight “you’re a moron’s”, four “ever heard of spell-check?”, three no’s, one “thanks for the two points”…. and a very curious response from a user named Angel, who says: “Fear not. Mary: for thou hast found favour with God. And, behold, thou shalt conceive in thy womb, and bring forth a son, and shalt call his name JESUS.”
There was more too... something about hope and salvation for the human race or some such thing... but we'll never know now 'cuz the question was removed as a violation.
Mary would be called a ---- and Jesus would be put up for adoption.
That ghastly entity known as Fox News would have round-the-clock coverage, with all their caustic pundits weighing in on how they consider the miracle to be a hoax.
It would be much harder trying to run from Herod with the FBI and CIA running around. And would Mary be on a donkey or in an Aerostar van?
Good Question!