What would you do if a hippo came to your door........?!


Question: wearing only a tutu, and asked if he may stay for Christmas dinner as his family have rejected him.
Would you reject him too, or invite him in as a guest?


Answers: wearing only a tutu, and asked if he may stay for Christmas dinner as his family have rejected him.
Would you reject him too, or invite him in as a guest?

Did he bring alcohol or drugs?

Well...

It makes all the difference, you know...

I'd have to invite him in, some of my hallucinations get downright mean!

Play the hippo dance... LOL..

invite him in as a guest. the more the merrier! right?

Aw thats so cute! I'd never turn such a cute thing down! =] x

keep him as a pet till xmas next year

The time has come for you to set that glue can down and wake up and snort the potatoes...

Call animal control or the men in the white coats. Otherwise, I'd ask who spiked my eggnog???

If a hippo came to the door with a tutu on, it would only be because he got tangled up in it when he killed the person wearing it. Hippos scare the crap out of me. When I was a kid I thought they were like the Hungry Hungry Hippos, but no, they are moody as all hell. So uh, I'd give it the turkey and send him on his way, unless he cried, I'm a sucker for a crying animal.

Invite him in and make a huge salad.

i would try to kill him cuz that would freak me out hippos arent suppose to talk thats like a f****ing ghost story!!!! also they are friends with ninjas and i dont want their kind around here.

That`s not a hippo! C`mon in Uncle Phil!!!

He wouldn't be able to get through the door, but I would set up a table outside for him, and make sure he had lots of food to eat. I would never turn him away if he were hungry.

I would invite him as a guest.
It is better than having him sitting on your roof eating a cake later that night.

G'day from Australia

I would wonder why I listened to that song from Gayla Peevy too much *scratches head*

invite him in he and the pink elephant that just got there ahead of him should get along famously

Wow, tough question! Is he a well mannered hippo? Then I guess I would let him in, in the spirit of Christmas, but I might put the good china and crystal away first. But whatever you do, make sure he understands that if he has to fart, he needs to go outside. I was standing near a hippo at Homasassa Springs in Florida last week when he cut one loose, and trust me, you don't want to smell that indoors!



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