There's a fat guy stuck in the chimney. How shall I get him out?!
Question: An enema should do the trick. Hopefully he's pointed the right way, or else it could get awkward..... For the both of you.
Answers: An enema should do the trick. Hopefully he's pointed the right way, or else it could get awkward..... For the both of you.
Butter
use a lot of butter and wd40 lol
bribe him with cookies.
Grease him down...
He is too early =)
Bribe him with cookies.
Don't try pushing him out with your hand your hand will get stuck in his *** and his *** will suck you in so I prefer to call a Professional to remove him this is a serious matter and I do not recommend trying to push him out your self .
poke him with a stick.
Blow him out. You know how to blow don't you? :)
Stoke the fire!
Smoke his butt out!
Light a fire.
Vaccums always help.
Then when you get him out you can sell him on ebay.
Your Ganna need a hammer, five cans of slim fast, 20 pounds of creamy peanut butter, and a pray.....
NOOO! let him stay there. He can't eat if he's stuck there. He'll thank you for free Jenny Craig
look on your roof, if there are reindeer, then tie them to a rope, get the fat guy to hold on (this fat guy noramlly goes by the name of santa and wears red) and then get the reindeer to pull him out... on the other case of the fat man isnt santa, then leave him in there, while burning his bum with a red hot poker until the police arrive. then let the police have a turn. this fat man wears black and a balaclava
merry christmas!
vaseline
Start a fire, by gosh. Or threaten him with the holiday credit card bill. Either one should do the trick.
put some grease down it if nothing else it will smoke them out.
Use a toilet plunger
blow torch
lubes up pimp hand im going in
wd40 and pull
start cooking the sausage....my brother Buk will get himself out if he smells the sausage cooking!
I found out that a Tommy-gun comes in real handy for that!!
If he doesn't have any presents I wouldn't worry about him. His reindeer will save him.
Show him your restraining order and then wait for the real santa to help
mayb hes not actually stuck but pretendin
go back to sleep and remember to put the cookies out
he'll come out