If you were a cannibal, how would you eat me?!
Question: You will be alive and i will grab ur heart and eat it ...and then my mouth and lips would be full of ur blood and while you would be dieing i would kiss u and eat ur tongue...lol
lol... yes i like thrillers !!!
Answers: You will be alive and i will grab ur heart and eat it ...and then my mouth and lips would be full of ur blood and while you would be dieing i would kiss u and eat ur tongue...lol
lol... yes i like thrillers !!!
Alive
start at the knees please!
marinated in honey, soy and garlic, roasted in a slow to moderate oven
lightly salted. sodium is bad for you if you eat too much of it
I would start in the middle ;-)
Slowly, with a fork and knife. lol!
roast you alive, then stuff an apple in your mouth and serve you on a platter. Mmmmm, dinner is served!
I would start with the ears
I wouldn't...
I'd shish kabob you. Tasty!
I would put you in a big pot of boiling water, add onions, potatoes and carrots and boil you for 4 hours, then when you were almost done, salt and pepper you and simmer until I was ready to eat you. Sounds delicious. LOL
barbequed
Roasted, with roasted potato, pumpkin and onion. And boiled peas.
skin you alive, take caliper and pull out your eyeballz
and pierce them with a stick
deflesh you..
decapiate you and dislimb you to make a limb biscuits
and then castrate your c0ck in half and put some cheese on it.
than ill roll your skinless body in salt as to add the to the taste
than ill suck your blood dry with a incinerator so as to make myself a "cherry" kool-aid
than ill eat you piece by piece and ill store you on the freezer for left overs
and for tomorrow, ill heat you up by piercing you from your anus to your head with a steel
than ill bbq you up in the flames untill youve become fried, crispy and tasty...
goddam im hungry...
i would make it really painful for you...
I WOULDN'T
ew ... ok i would pick off the tough and *ahem* disgusting parts ... and ... uhhhh roast you .. oh this is gross ... and put you in my mouth .. and immediately spit out because ... EW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ill eat you like a vamp would...delish...
yes sure! and I'd hang the head in my living room :)
ewwwwwwwwwww ...The thought of eating you !!
Few questions to you ....
a. Do you have B.O ?
b. Do you bathe everyday ?
c. Do you brush your teeth everyday atleast twice ?
d. Do you place enough attention to your personal hygene ?
After all that ...I would start nibbling your ear lobes. Then ..... God only knows ...depending on how hungry I am ..OR how sloshed I am !! LOL
I would start from the toes and work my way to the tops of your legs.
Then I would go to your head and work my way down to the bottom of your stomach.
I will save the rest for last!!
It would be the best part - like dessert!!!