Why do you think kids cry when they sit on Santa's lap?!


Question: Some of them might have sat too far in and found out "the truth" .


Answers: Some of them might have sat too far in and found out "the truth" .

He's pretty scary.

Uh .. Because he's some creepy stranger that is probably a pedophile o some guy that hates kids ...

because hes a psychopath

cuz hes a scary hairy fat guy

cause hes a stranger to them cause they only see him once a year and you cant see much of his face

Cuz he smells like booze and cigs.

The Lord of Darkness makes even the most hardened soul uneasy and frightened. By just gazing into those flaming sockets where eyes used to be, one can see eternal damnation and literally taste the anguish of millions of tortured souls...

Oh hold on....you said, SANTA.

Beats me.

They're crying because his fashion style is so over the top.



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