You know you're getting old when?!
Question: You turn down a banana because its too hard to chew...
Answers: You turn down a banana because its too hard to chew...
Your relatives stop sending you money for Christmas!
you mistake the telephone for the remote.
a new year begins
the waistband of your pants are pulled up higher then your bellybutton
; )
you have to take a break during sex
Happy hour is naptime.
-You get a bunch of grey hair
-That dang pig keeps on running by you all the time
-You hate music
-Your over 55
you get a discount at mcD's
when your kids are leaving your house with their kids on the holidays.
remember the old man who used to sit on his porch and yell at you to stay out of his yard? you realize you're the same age he was.
You get all flushed & out of breath in bed
From changing the sheets on the top bunk
your great grandkids look up at you and ask their mom 'why is grandmas face melting off'
when you are 50 and older
When you think you are getting old!!!
When you can no longer wrap a towel completely around your mid section after showering...!
You start referring to current music as 'crap'.
A kid you used to babysit has a child of their own...
You realize that you have turned into your Mother. You always take a sweater, you make sure you have on clean underwear when you leave the house, and you always have one of those tiny packs of Kleenex in your enormous purse! :D
you stop getting I.D.'ed when buying beer & alcohol. (I haven't been ID'ed in yrs.)
- your walking a little behind your wife and people say is that your daughter? shes gorgeous. [ hahaha it happened to my dad before and he doesnt even look old.] ( hes 42)
- when you see people roll their eyes because your walking so slow and walk pass you.
...i do it all the time to old people!