Have you ever had relations with a fruit or veggie?!
Question: i got some real funny looks at the grocery store when i bought a cucumber some vaseline and a pack of smokes..
Answers: i got some real funny looks at the grocery store when i bought a cucumber some vaseline and a pack of smokes..
Once.
one time with a pumpkin.
No, I have not.
A cucumber. I called him Eddie.
Not real fruit. But I've dated a few artists.
No I have not.
Not yet.
That watermelon was just so juicy... sticky dicky
His name was Harry
He couldn't live up to my expectations so I turned him into zucchini bread
Not yet, but i did see a woman get real familiar with an egg plant.
I never had too! I'm a hands on kind of girl.
Banana
but it was ripe......so it got squishy.....even after the condom broke
i went out with a vegetable for about 5 years.
he would wake up if there were drugs around, but otherwize...
sadly, the fruit i tried to date told me i wasn't his type.
only oral
I really do need to start getting more fruits and veggies in my daily life!
Nope, I don't do produce. I have frequent relations with my showerhead though.
ONLY with fruit yogurt... i was playing a new version of dippin' sticks.
the toughest part about oral is getting her out of the wheelchair
hey you do what you gotta do!
if it feels good why not
Yup cantaloupe in the Microwave for about 30 seconds cut to size and enjoy!
I'm considering it--which one doesnt talk back??