Have you ever said something embarassing without realizing it?!
Question: I once made a comment on birth-control pill,
calling them "vitamin-F" (thinking "F is for "fertility")
but realized a tenth of a second later that there are
secondary interpretation possibilities
Answers: I once made a comment on birth-control pill,
calling them "vitamin-F" (thinking "F is for "fertility")
but realized a tenth of a second later that there are
secondary interpretation possibilities
ROFLOLOLOLOLOLOL! I love it!!
Oh yes-- many times. Much to my own embarrassment and amusement.
It happens to me regularly since I am so outgoing and talkative and tend to be somewhat naive as well. It always hits me a moment later, like it did with you, but by then, I'm laughing and blushing along with everyone else.
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it wasn't me, but my friend thought she had a scrotum..
I hate when I have to call my boss Mike over the intercom
Mr. Hunt to the front desk, Mike Hunt..........
so many times
yeah i think everyone has
Yes, I was speaking Martian when I visited Earth.
I accidentally got my di*k stuck in someone else's a$s.
Boy was my face red!
When my friend got her wisdom teeth pulled out, I asked her "will they grow back?" a few seconds before realizing my stupidity!
That's my downfall...talking before thinking...ha ha!
SOOOO many times, and i never realise until much later and then i just want to dig myself a hole and hide
back in high school in science i could never say the word 'organism'...always came out 'orgasm'
no i havent and bob never CHICKEN!! i've never been put into that situation
That is funny.
One time in a biology class the professor was talking about the chemical makeup of semen, how it is mainly sugars and whatnot, and there was a girl in the class that asked "so why is it so salty then?"
Class was dismissed.
haha that's hilarious and yes
Yes.. find the restuarant question I answered.. its good for a laugh.
I made the mistake of asking a husky woman how long she's been pregnant. Man did I just walk off with my tail between your legs feeling about 1 inch tall..I wanted to turn around and carry on with it by saying well you should lose weight 'cause your half a cheese burger off being morbidly obese, but I thought better of it...
countless times! :-)
When I was a server for a restaurant, I'm oblivious to who is at the table. Just take orders and serve was my motto, until one day, I had a really happy family who wouldn't stop making me laugh. When the kid told me that his aunts name was the same as my name, I said "Oh wow, does she look like me?" and I instantly broke out in a sweat, and froze! To my realization, the happy family were black and I am white.
DUHHHHHH
All the time but your story is funnier.
Oh yeah! It happens to my ignorant ars all the time! Once a friend of mine asked me where my baby was, because he wasn't with me at church. I told her that I had to leave him at home with my mother because he was "erectile vomiting"! What I should have said was that he was projectile vomiting! I didn't even realize it until she started laughing hysterically & pointed out to me what I had just said!
yea me but you should have seen my friend Cassie when she tried to jump from the trampoline to the plastic chair and she made it but her foot got stuck in the back chair and we had to get the chair cut 2 get her foot out of it and everybody in the neighborhood came over when the firefighters came . embarrassing
All the time. Usually on purpose but sometimes golden accidents occur.
Just the other day I mentioned sucking something into submission. I was referring to eating hard candy with braces, and said I would have to suck it into submission. Out loud. At work. With witnesses.
Then there was my famous "twat" reference. I was discussing the fact that rated r movies would make good pornos because they have plots, and someone unfortunately brought up the name Shannon Tweed at the same time. So Tweed and plot became "I like rated r movies because they have good twat."
I asked for a "major d" when I really meant maitre d'. They laughed at me.