If your pants could talk, what would they say about last night?!
Question: You are in need to trim the "hedges"...
Answers: You are in need to trim the "hedges"...
I must have been mad at them since they slept on the floor!
they would say it was pretty damn uneventful !
Abandoned for that man once again....lol...
ewwwwwww
ummm....Hi...i guess = ]
time for a ride in the washing machine!!!
stop farting on me!
it would say "Dang, your partner needs more practice!"
Nasssstyyyyy
That my a*s is beautyful ! haha
I ate tooooooooo much at the China Buffet......
Peace.
damn!..next time take the socks off me!!
Open the button quick! You ate so much I'm going to rip in half.
This woman needs to get a life and should not eat Bean Burritos for dinner.
Why am I covered in pine needles again?
;)
that they were left on the floor, I was busy busy making a Buk!
get a new pair.
I think they'd be confused as to why I pulled them off that guy the other night while he was being attacked by the others. Look at it from my point of view though? It was a Friday night, I don't happen to own a single pair of designer jeans/underwear and he shouldn't of been mocking me about my excess hair.
they'll say "AGAAIIN??"
lol
"why dont you ever put me in the hamper!"
Nothing exciting here!
What a boring night!
goodnight
have sweet dreams
now go 2 sleep and let me sleep
quit laughing so hard u about piss on me
wish you would have stopped that "jumper in the door" before he got out.
If my pants could talk .... I would set them on fire and bury the ashes 47 feet deep in the ground !!!
There is NO way I am letting anyone find out what I did last night ....!!!
WHOA dude
How humiliating to be taken as evidence
No pants last night, so no comment
Please, I implore you, get some action!