What's the Biggest Fattest Lie you've told this year??!
Question: ..no fabrications! lol
Answers: ..no fabrications! lol
"No officers, I haven't seen my ex-boyfriend for over a month, I think he went to live abroad somewhere.
The patio? Oh, that's not new! It's been here since I moved in, YEARS ago!"
Oh it was bad, I said my mom was sick to get a week off of work. The truth is I needed a week off work to cover up a black eye from an ex boyfriend. I was so embarrased to be a victim because I teach martial arts.
Anyway the lie got even bigger and people started sending my mom gifts and flowers saying get well. One lie lead to another and another and another. I hate I did that I should have been honest. The guilt is still following me. I think this actually happend in 2006 but my co-workers still ask
"Hey How Is Your Mom Doing?"
I know I should rot in spoiled milk or something...
my taxes
No; he's single.
That I don't like this guy. Technichally it was the truth, because I don't like him; I LOVE him!! hehe I amn't very convincing though =(
it ment nothing
that I was ok
"I just slept on his sofa because i couldn't get a taxi!"
Yeah right....i was getting a right screwing!
No,no,no...that's what 8 inches looks like. Trust me
i love you lol just kidding lol i cant think of anything big.. i dont have to lie to get what i want.
that im single
one thing led to another.....
That I live on Earth.
That I was over her.
Do you look like your avatar
if so i am going to lie now
i am 5"10 leggy blonde
supermodel looks
interested?
I don't lie