SURVEY: What should you Never do when face to face with Chuck Norris?!
Question: Call him pretty.
Answers: Call him pretty.
be face to face with chuck norris
Kiss him
Fondle him
Burp.
Pray that he's in a good mood.
best of luck to you!
dis his mama
Spit.
take away his walker
shake his hand and tell him how glad i am to meet him.
say "Didn't you use to be Chuck Norris"
Get near the beard.... I heard he has a third fist underneath there...
go wahhh and wave your fingers at him, beckoning him on, thinking you're Bruce Lee
tell him I've kidnapped his daughter..... I saw that movie and he broke the guys neck right there and then lol
who?
Any defensive move or action.
Say your are a Hitlary supporter and hate Christians and love abortion.
My real grandfather is best friends with Chuck Norris. They lived next door to each other for a while and have even worked together on the same movie. My grandfather did the stunts on Casino Royale.
No joke.
Greet him by saying, "Hi Punk."
wink once or twice.
Use the Lord`s Name in vain.
Spit on him.
Call him a bad name.
Tell him you just googled his mom.
Say "I know kung fu"
Ask him how many times "Kung-Fu Fighting" is on his Ipod
hit on him
tell him Walker Texas Ranger sucked
tell him his beard makes him look like a sex offender
pretend you've never heard of him
Doesn't matter. If Chuck Norris allows you to be that close to him, he's got something really terrible in store for you.
Stay facing him.
Why? Because:
"When you're in Texas look behind you, for THAT's where the ranger's gonna be!"
laugh in his face for bad acting??/
Touch him????
Talk shi* about him?
List goes on!
take my clothes off.
i just wouldn't do it.
Believe a single word the idiot lets drool out of his mouth.
Tell him his hair looks like he dyes it.
Tell him how much you hate his political choices.
"HAHAHA, BRUCE LEE PWNED YOU !!! LOLOLOLZ"