Would you want to be a human cannon ball?!


Question: I work for a traveling circus as a carney technician which means I set up and operate the circus rides and clean out the dung from all the elefant and monkey storage stalls. My boss approched me last week and asked if I would be interested in being shot out of the circus cannon as a human cannon ball which would mean a bonus in my paycheck for hazardous duty pay but I'm not so sure I like the idea of being a human cannon ball. The dude that used to do it over shot the landing net and broke both legs last week and now all they got him doing is selling corn dogs in one of the trailers until he heals up. His hearing isn't to good anymore either cause of the big "BOOM" when they shot him out the cannon. I'm not a coward but somethin just don't feel right about being shot out of a cannon. My girl freind the fat lady that works the circus freak show said it would be all right and cause we could use the extra cash. And I agree with her, but it just don't seem right. What would you do? Bob...


Answers: I work for a traveling circus as a carney technician which means I set up and operate the circus rides and clean out the dung from all the elefant and monkey storage stalls. My boss approched me last week and asked if I would be interested in being shot out of the circus cannon as a human cannon ball which would mean a bonus in my paycheck for hazardous duty pay but I'm not so sure I like the idea of being a human cannon ball. The dude that used to do it over shot the landing net and broke both legs last week and now all they got him doing is selling corn dogs in one of the trailers until he heals up. His hearing isn't to good anymore either cause of the big "BOOM" when they shot him out the cannon. I'm not a coward but somethin just don't feel right about being shot out of a cannon. My girl freind the fat lady that works the circus freak show said it would be all right and cause we could use the extra cash. And I agree with her, but it just don't seem right. What would you do? Bob...

Im sorry but..LOL...ok moving on...
you should check your budget if you can afford to manage if you become crippled, if oyu cant afford to get hurt then Id advise not to, if you can though, you might have a little fun with the adrenalin rush and all, and the pay would come in handy..see your options before you make a decision

i wouldn't want to be.



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