well it strongly resembles a......nevermind
Nasty 20 year old sausage that contains STDS because of improper usage.
Well, I did have a nightmare about a big weiny once. It was oozing with grease.
Scary Buk, very scary!!
When its left out in the sun for to long!!
once I left some in the frig too long and it turned into a hairy sausage. Gross
set it in nebrasky Buk, WHOA,that will scare the sausage outta em
Why don't you show how it's made.
you could have a scene where like say a girl was all in love with her sausage and they could be getting their groove on and then the evil Hot sausage hits the good delicious sausage over the head and when the women realizes its not her sausage she is on fire from the juices of the hot sausage ..its just a suggestion you don't have tot use it , but if you do , i get half
Have you ever poked one of them suckers on the BBQ?
They squirt scalding grease at you.
They have really good aim too.
It started dancing on the table and singing like Michael Jackson
The one time it gave me explosive diarrhea for a week, it scared my pretty bad.
you have no idea what is really in it "Mystery Meat" was it one piece to begin with and they just wrapped it...
animal, vegetable, or Larry
what happens if a sausage becomes aroused
Terrifying
I once watched a hotdog eating contest live, and one of the contestants threw up and there was whole hotdogs without a tooth mark in them, why is this scary? It was a GUY!!
this scared the heck out of me...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPJbOMLQN...
one time i put some vienna sausages in a micro wave. they had explode all over. how about a sausage gets caught in a nuclear plant and gets zapped. then it mutates in to a Frankinsausage
I was eating sausage once and there were white grisly things in it and I got grossed out and couldn't eat it. LOL. I think that's scary but my friend said you could do a horror movie about frying it and grease splattering on people.
it's always encased in something/someone elses skin
Captain McPorkcasing keeps trying to snare me in a giant sausage casing to suffocate me. I keep trying to chew my way out, only to find another layer of casing and I am running out of oxygen and my jaw is tired.
Every time I go to bite into a sausage, they always -- ALWAYS -- reveal their hidden razor sharp teeth set in two rows inside their maniacal, snarling mouths. When they do, they generally belch forth noxious fumes, rife with the smell of so many bottles of A-1 sauce they have devoured in their orgy of gluttonous feasting.
I've always loved the smell of sausage, but never have tasted one because of their evil defense mechanism -- that hideous mouth, that gaping entrance to hell itself!
I don't think sausage has ever scared me....yet. But I think I am with Duelee on this one....it might scare me if I knew every detail of how it was made.
I once had a nightmare based on Dickens Christmas Carol.
As usually I had overindulged in Alcohol and unhealthy Foodstuffs. So the Ghost of Sausage Past came to visit me,
Greasly, a horrid obese individual carrying around long rancid sausage links instead of rattling chains.
Showing me how healthy I could have been if I had refrained from drinking, snacks, and greasy food.
It was horrible, thankfully I woke up and raided the fridge to ease my shattered nerves.
They have scared me that they might make me puke if I eat to many of them at the same time.
Vegetables is a way better food you know...that's probably why they can't make it to a horror movie.
The insides when you thought it was fully cooked and it wasn't, also when I was on a plan, they served breakfast and the sausage had a long green vein in it...scary