Its 10:10am and I'm off my trolley?!
Question: how you doin this fine day?
Answers: how you doin this fine day?
oh i'm fine completely fine... except i'm being chased by NINJA KOALAS!! i've just about managed to barracade myself in my celler i can see them congregating around the door. Whats this! they're playing poker! they can't even be bothered to break in and get me and... THATS IT. they're drinking my booze. damn koalas * much panting and grumbling later* alright. i've just removed the barricade and i'm just about to fend them off... lucky i know a little karate myself "fffffffwwwwwaaaayyyyyyyyyyyaaaa EAT MY FOOT YOU GLORIFIED SQUIRRELS!!!!!"
* a battle rages with both sides taking losses i kick five of them in the face they bite my arm off * " ooowwwww!!! my arm!!! how will i speed type now?? HOW WILL I SPEED TYPE NOW!!"
* much struggling and koala thumping later*
ok i think i've got them all. they managed to get my arm and part of my thigh "pant pant" but i got them all evenually "pant" hang on! thats not me panting!
*turns around to find a koala that proceeds to swallow my head whole*
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<koalas will prevail muhahahahaha>
i'm good...just going for my first coffee of the day..lol
get back on ya trolley then !!!
ive just eaten a bacon sausage and egg large barm!
Im just dandy thanks x
its 910pm where i am
the days neally over
it was ok
you'd better get down to asda and get a better one.
packed in smoking today so havent has ciggie for 10 hour so slightly off on one YES crazy as a box of broken plates
Im doing great thanks.
I am at work but yay its Friday.
ok so far lets see how it goes today
Me fine just dropped the rabbits to the vets to be castrated happy days
not that brilliant. i dropped my coffee so i'm having to operate at half capacity until the break
I'm doing ok, but then again the day is still young.
It's 10:30 AM and I got my head so far up myass that I need a glass belly button to see where I am going.
Other than that just fine.
Are you going wild in the aisles? Or are you practising for the return of Jackass, if it returns?
it's the last day of my holiday before the weekend so i'm depressed
Good for you! Some of us have to wait until work is over.