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Question: I have just noticed several large cracks in my bottom that weren`t there before Christmas, and I don`t want to discover mice in there......


Answers: I have just noticed several large cracks in my bottom that weren`t there before Christmas, and I don`t want to discover mice in there......

Evidently, my dear, you are the author!

Ha ha thats funny.

Lol poor person is probably terrified of mice.

Hun there are people out there that do that...I see loads of it.... sometimes you just have to laugh! I had one guy once demanding a penny interest back, as his goods were one day late arriving... and he felt he lost this.... WTF cost him more for the phone call!

people with a lack of imagination

At least it is polite.

Probably some illiterate from Y As

see what too many mince pies does for the figure ha ha

LOL (sorry) Christmas will do that to one's wheely bin.

And the reply will be ?

"Dear Madam
Re your Wheely big problem.

Since the cracks in your bottom have a direct relation to your activities at Christmas we suggest you make a claim to Santa Clause to replace the wheely bin next Christmas.

In the meantime if you find mice are a problem then please contact us again and we will have the Council pest controllers look into it. We further suggest you line it with plastic to prevent entry by vermin.

If the matter becomes too problematic please bring it in to The Council Maintenance Depot so that our workers can look at it and decide if replacement is required."

Faulty Bins are a big Council problem I understand.



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