Indian girls and guys have you felt that many malayali people are a tad too perv!
Question: and use swear words more often than necessary booze a little too much and tend to grope helpless women much more than normal??...btw im a malayali and this is an observation i made in my 15 years of adolescence/adulthood
Answers: and use swear words more often than necessary booze a little too much and tend to grope helpless women much more than normal??...btw im a malayali and this is an observation i made in my 15 years of adolescence/adulthood
I hope, my 'MALAYALI FRIENDS'..........don't shout at me..............
Subject: Mallu jokes - for a change
(Of course from a Sadarji)
Enough of Sardar jokes.................Mallu jokes are here!!!!!!!!!!
1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
IngumDax
2) Where did the Malayali study?
In the ko-liage.
3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
He is very bissi.
4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in
Gelff.
5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.
6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught
fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen
8) What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.
9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office
everyday?
An Oto
11) Where does he pray?
In a Temble, Charch and a Maask
12) Who is
Bruce Lee's best friend ?
A Malaya-Lee of coarse.
13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
Kerala.
14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and
re-tying the lungi
15) Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait ?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say
'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'
16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
" Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where "
17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football
teams ?
Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.
18) Now pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of
kokanet oil.
19) Pass it on 10 Mals to get a free pack of Benana
Chibbs.
20) Pass it on to 15 Mals to get a set of BROGUN
bones....
"HAVE A NICE WEEK END"
hey,i too a malayali,15yrs of xperience
for your question, sometimes! :-)
Dear Sister, though i am not a malayali but i have grown up with malayali friends and according to me they are very warm, loving and friendly. They are very self-disciplined and they have outstanding skills in mathematics. They have a very high INTELLIGENCE QUOTIENT. Almost all my teachers upto class 12 were malayalis and they were very very nice humanbeings. Now i am a grown up man but i can still recall my happy and sweet moments with my malayali friends and teachers.
malayalis.... yak... be careful
No..not all malayalis... You cannot judge a whole group on the basis of one or two ppl....But yes, most of the malus are drinkers, i hav noticed that myself...But i guess it isn't right to label the whole malayali community like that .. .
KERALA IS IN SOUTH. SOUTH SIDE IS CALLED SEX SIDE.
THEY ARE SEXY NATURALLY. SEX DOMINATES THEIR LIFE.
mre practical
Haha... thats funny but it's obvious...
You'll find these kind of people everywhere you go, but not all are the same kind.
Commonly speaking,,, a majority of them lives in a different & disgusting way, it maybe cus of their beliefs in their religion, culture, tradition, etc...
So i personally believe that it would take sometime for people in India & the other sub continental country people to develop their selves & come up to a good form in future.
And btw i'm not an Indian nor a Malayali... I'm from Srilanka.