What would you do if Jesus knocked on your door right now?!
Question: I'd drop to my knees and bow down to him and worship him.
Answers: I'd drop to my knees and bow down to him and worship him.
follow him
tell him to go away
Ask him to bring me back home...
I'd have a heart attack...
It's late...I'd call the police.
ask for identification.
Let Him in.
I would praise Jeebus!
Freak out.....then regret experimenting with those drugs back in the 70's.
How would I know it was Jesus? Would he be wearing one of them "HELLO MY NAME IS" stickers?
I would ask him if he could fix the hole in my drywall, then maybe upgrade my cabinets with a softer, darker wood.
Offer Him some fruit loops.
I'd think I was hallucinating. Or I would think it was some nut case. Or it was just some dude named Jesus. There are a few people in my area with that name
-i'd be all "what does god look like"
-say "did u fly here?"
pray that i goto heaven.
i have kind of a dirty mouth.
Invite him in and talk.
let him in and give him a hug and a cup of tea.
kidnap him, put him on a huge display box,and have people pay me to see him
I'd think it was some smartass trying to be funny.
invite him in, say how ya goin mate, and ask if he wanted a coffee or a coke.
I would say...Show me a sign.