Wouldn't it be funny if in real life Hawk was actually a priest?!

Question: ahh that thought made me laugh

Answers: ahh that thought made me laugh

Ha! it would be funnier if he was a 70 year old nun.

well it would certainly make sense

He isn't?

then why did i confess all my naughty sins to him the other day???

It would make sense, I can almost see him butt raping small children. ALMOST.

I get the idea he'd have nothing on under his robe and he'd try and get me drunk during communion

Well I'm sure he gets on his knees a lot, but I doubt he's praying.

he isn't?

No couldn't be...He talks about women too much, if he were a priest he'd be raving on about little boys wouldn't he?

that would be fecked up but i would so go to his church

I can't compete with the answers here--

You mean he isn't a priest?

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