How should i get my own back on my horrible colleague?!
Question: She is an absolute witch. She does really pathetic things to wind me up. Take yesterday as an example, i bought milk for the office (as ever because she's too tight to pay for it) and when i came in this morning she had taken it out of the fridge and put it on top of the radiator just so that i had to go out and buy more. She's done this 4 times in the last month and i feel like throwing the manky milk right over the son of a b*tch! This is just one example of her utter pathetic-ness!
I used to ignore it but right now i'm thinking if you can't beat em join em!
Should i start dipping used tampons in her tea or summat like that? Have you got any suggestions?
I don't want any people answering with things like "rise above it"!
Answers: She is an absolute witch. She does really pathetic things to wind me up. Take yesterday as an example, i bought milk for the office (as ever because she's too tight to pay for it) and when i came in this morning she had taken it out of the fridge and put it on top of the radiator just so that i had to go out and buy more. She's done this 4 times in the last month and i feel like throwing the manky milk right over the son of a b*tch! This is just one example of her utter pathetic-ness!
I used to ignore it but right now i'm thinking if you can't beat em join em!
Should i start dipping used tampons in her tea or summat like that? Have you got any suggestions?
I don't want any people answering with things like "rise above it"!
Glue a Kipper to the underside of one of her draws then when it starts to smell, start telling people around the office not to say anything to her because she has an 'infection' that she's embarrassed about.
Also tell them to tell her they can't smell it if she asks. They will think they are being thoughtful and making her feel comfortable about the fact that she's infected and stinks and she will think she's going mental!!!!
Give it to her real good. Better a verbal lashing followed by downing the milk on her hood.
Just a tip, do not make what you are doing obvious.
If you dont mind the lengthy jail sentence, purchase a .38 or .45 caliber pistol and feed her a lead salad. The pour the milk over her.
However, if you dont want a jail sentence then you might consider pouring the milk all over her work space. :D
I loved your used tampon idea surly it is the new way of recycling? lmao!!!
i would "accidentally" spill alot of stuff over her, take stuff from bosses office and put in her desk draw...............
Spit in every thing she has in the fridge......
pour the milk into her handbag......................lol
xx
ps loved marks idea!
O.K don't rise above, but dont do anything either. 2 wrongs don't make a right.
tell her you have just taken a phone call from the police and her husband/boyfriend/pet is dead failing that asbestos in the knickers will do it ;-)
I would just ignore her. If you start getting into all that it will just be tit for tat and mind games all the time and it will make working there miserable. She has the problem not you.
Edit: Dark Knight, just checked out your link. lol
dont buy any milk i wouldnt let her then get her back or better still go and buy some laxatives and put them in her drink then she'll be on toilet all the time and she might even poo herself that would be a laugh put half a box in
Great minds think alike - I was going to suggest p!ssing in her tea, but you trumped me with your own suggestion!