9:28am: Is it fair that I cannot mention 'meat' without my S/O making a !
Question: Yesturday at Wal-mart.
Me: Hey babe. you wana make spaghetti?
TJ: sure, but I kinda wanted Chicken, and potatoes.
Me: Well thats fine too, we have to go get the meat over there either way.
TJ: I got some meat for ya.
Me: How did i know you were going to say that?
TJ: cause i'm a pervert.
Me: Figures.
Answers: Yesturday at Wal-mart.
Me: Hey babe. you wana make spaghetti?
TJ: sure, but I kinda wanted Chicken, and potatoes.
Me: Well thats fine too, we have to go get the meat over there either way.
TJ: I got some meat for ya.
Me: How did i know you were going to say that?
TJ: cause i'm a pervert.
Me: Figures.
THATS RIGHT I SAID "I GOT SOME MEAT FOR YOU" FOR ALL OF YOU THAT CANT HANDLE IT YOU NEED TO GROW UP ISNT THAT RIGHT LIL BIRDY I LOVE YOUR NEW SHAPE TOO!!!!SO SEXXY CHITOWN HERE WE COME
I'm so jealous. Seriously.
Sounds like a guy...
lol meat sike hes only playinbut next time tell him ull cut his meat off if he dont stop
It is fair I'm sorry but he's a guy not a metrosexual.
That's funny...kind of
that whole conversation just made me hot and tingly (you know down there)
just say lucky guess
LOL - I usually roll my eyes when honey does that. That is if I haven't beaten him to the line yet.
He: Babe - whaddya want for breakfast?
Me: Italian sausage. Got any?
He: Yah, baby!
He's a dude.....get used to it....
P.S. it's called a sense of humor!
no it's not fair some guys act like cave men it's sicking.
its just a guy being a guy...
if it really bothers you ask him to tone it down
It depends on how you say it i guess...
If you say it like kinda erotic,then yeah...perverted...
sounds just like my hubby =p
your TJ and my man Mike outta meat.......um meet
maybe he's just a horny bastard, or he just likes to say those things for fun, or a musment.Some guys just like the reaction. you know you should do that to him when he's being serious and if he reacts bad thats the way you react when he says it agian.
Wait for him to grow up!
Or if you can't wait that long, move on to someone who can act like an adult.
LOL He's a total guy. It does figure that he would say something like that...he's like all of his other millions of perverted male counterparts. But at least he admits it:)
Sounds like my husband!! I just ignore him now!! He soon gets bored of making comments like that,cause he gets no reaction off me!! Poor thing!
He's talking **** to you just to piss you off so that he can reduce you to nothing but a piece of meat for the lion.
Heres what you do:
1. Kick him in the balls
2. See if he don't respect you after that
3. Refer to number 1.
well, on the bright side ...
at least his meat isn't chicken.
Either the person has no ethics or has heard others crack puns to you & thinks its ok, or is a pervert.
ur bf's an idiot, dump him
Why are you surprised? I'm more surprised he didn't directly mention sausage.
Have a snappy comeback ready for him like yeah but if I cook THAT, than what are you gonna pee with?
You know my S/O is like that too. It's funny somtimes, but other times I'm just not in the mood for 9th grade humor... haha.
next time pretend like you dont get the joke. be like "you have meat? I didnt know that"
Well my guy is the exact opposite and it frustrates me. Whenever I make a perverted comment he just laughs and moves on...
So the grass isn't always greener....
Its fair, I really dont see the problem with discussing the meat us gentlemen want to share with you ladies.
Try not to be uptight. I mean really, if your S/O is constantly making jokes like that and after a while it gets a little annoying...just try and bite your tongue....hold on, take a deep breath and just think your thoughts inside your mind without actually saying anything. You can be your own best friend...and you don't need to answer yourself back. It DOES take some time to acquire the skill of your own entertainment with such self control but these are the perfect things to practice on. I mean really, if you LOVE your mate then this too shall pass! If there are OTHER annoying little tidbits as well and maybe even some serious ones then maybe your actually looking to snap on him/her purposely because you subconciously want to get it out on the table and resolve the issue/issues. Or in maybe down inside you want to break free from this person. If there are not any other issues then these small things are the perfect opportunity to just "be still" and let the other just "be" themselves. It's ok to be flirty once in a while or even a lot.... I'm sure you get naughty on occasion. It's just maybe you two are just a little off in timing. :o)
Are you complaining? If you don't like it tell him to stop.