How can I Properly Seduce my Neighbor?!
Question: He's 6 foot 4, loves goats and Busch beer if that helps.
Answers: He's 6 foot 4, loves goats and Busch beer if that helps.
Honey all you have to do is glance in his direction and he should be kissing the ground you walk on. If he doesn't - pick another because he's an idiot. Pugsley is way better now. He said for me to tell you he wuvs you and Munkey. I do, too. Bunches. ?
I imagine you wouldn't have any problems. If you do just move next door to me.
I'm crushed.....= (
Ride the goat while nude and holding a case of Busch beer. He'll fall head over heels in love with you lol. ;-)
hmmmm... I think you need to go over and offer him a beer then ask if you can ride his goat. That should get his attention. Either that or invite him and the goat over for dinner and get him drunk then take advantage of him.
goats? i'll save you!
buy him an ice-cream.
If he loves goats and bush beer, sounds like you would just be a 3rd whell at his love nest!! Wish your were my neighbor!!
show him yer tooters....
...if that doesn't work, he's a fruit.
what do you mean he loves goats? does he love goats? or does he LOVE goats?
Well if it's my neighbor then you wouldn't want to..
You could try asking if he likes goats cheese!
Flash him that smile, Sweetie.
If he doesn't snap to he's either gay or an idiot.
Dress up as Little Bo Peep
he'll see that and come running...hopefully it is for you and not for the sheep
go out to mow the lawn w/ a cooler of Busch beer...tell him you are having problems getting the mower started (guys love to help "damsels in distress" you know)...when he gets it started offer him a beer, then another, until you get him drunk...then just take advantage of him on your front lawn.
Dress up like a goat and don't forget to bring the Busch!
Walk in completely nude, wearing only a well-groomed landing strip. If that's doesn't get him "UP", nothing will.
Well if he is unattached man
All you have to say say is hi
If that does work
Say opps my water is running everywhere and i am all wet can cyou come quickly, well actually not quickly?
Hey,,is that you?,,Kool,,I see you everyday,,,The world is a small place after all. Come on over.
PS: Nothing is wrong with my goats....
Get to know his goats...they can provide you with all kinds of good ideas. And he'll have to spend time talking to you to find out what they've said and whether or not they've divulged any secrets.
Take some beer over,drink one or 2 with him,to see if it is what you want..if so...tell him to Blank your Brains out....that should do it...