Can you please tell me a funny joke?!


Question: A blonde guy goes into a hardware store to buy a chainsaw. He asks the clerk to show him one, and he looks it over and decides it's OK. So he pays for it and leaves. He comes back the next day complaining that the saw is no good and doesn't work very well. So the clerk takes the saw and looks it over. He pulls the starter chord and lets it run for a few seconds. The blonds guy asks the clerk "What's that sound"?


Answers: A blonde guy goes into a hardware store to buy a chainsaw. He asks the clerk to show him one, and he looks it over and decides it's OK. So he pays for it and leaves. He comes back the next day complaining that the saw is no good and doesn't work very well. So the clerk takes the saw and looks it over. He pulls the starter chord and lets it run for a few seconds. The blonds guy asks the clerk "What's that sound"?

A guy walks into a bar and says "Ouch".

I love this one ...

A man and his wife were sitting at a table at his high school reunion, and he kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table with a fixed grin.

The wife asked, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," he sighed, "She's my old girlfriend." I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person
could go on celebrating that long?"

tee hee he!!

Peace to you!

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My brain is still in a fog wondering how I got the answers to my Q's that I did. UGH!

what happened to the 90 pound weakling that went to Alaska?
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He became a husky flucker



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