How can you answer this question in the most boring way possible?!
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By ignoring it.
Answered.
fuckin geek
i don't know.
Yehaw
Like this.
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Paris Hilton.
By answering it like I'm Ben Stien
How can you answer this question in the most boring way possible?
ummmmm uhhhhh duhhhhh yeaaaaa
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WATCH THIS SPACE
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I'm sorry what's that again? hmm... ok.
what brandon said.
I love Nessie.
Answering it while watching re-runs of
Mayberry RFD
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The Aardvark (Orycteropus afer) ("Digging foot"), sometimes called "antbear" is a medium-sized mammal native to Africa. The name comes from the Afrikaans/Dutch for "earth pig" (aarde earth, varken pig), because early settlers from Europe thought it resembled a pig. However, the Aardvark is not closely related to pigs, being placed in its own order.
The most distinctive characteristic of the Tubulidentata is (as the name implies) their teeth. Instead of having a pulp cavity in their tooth, they have a number of thin tubes of dentine, each containing pulp held together by cementum. The teeth have no enamel coating and are worn away and regrow continuously. The Aardvark is born with conventional incisors and canines at the front of the jaw, which fall out and are not replaced. Adult Aardvarks only have molars at the back of the jaw. Genetically speaking, the Aardvark is a living fossil, as its chromosomes are highly conserved, reflecting much of the early eutherian arrangement before the divergence of the major modern mammalian taxa.
The Aardvark is vaguely pig-like. Its body is stout with an arched back and is sparsely covered with coarse hairs. The limbs are of moderate length. The front feet have lost the pollex (or 'thumb') — resulting in four toes — but the rear feet have all five toes. Each toe bears a large, robust nail which is somewhat flattened and shovel-like, and appears to be intermediate between a claw and a hoof. The ears are disproportionately long, and the tail is very thick at the base and gradually tapers. The greatly elongated head is set on a short, thick neck, and the end of the snout bears a disc, which houses the nostrils. The mouth is small and tubular, typical of species that feed on termites. The aardvark has a long, thin, protruding tongue and elaborate structures supporting a keen sense of smell.
that is..unless you like to read about aardvarks : /
Well, young man, in my day we didn't ask about these kinds of things. We minded our own business, and we didn't care about that gossip. And we didn't have this "the webs", and the "e-mails". I just don't get you young'uns. I remember the only entertainment we've ever had was shooting soda cans with a bb rifle. That there was some good clean fun. Not them damn iPods you kids have.
According to the ways of civilized society one does not engage in asking stupid question such as this. It is most inappropriate and wastes ones valuable time. Plus it is deviant of natural behavior. Let me explain with this example:
Two mice are placed in a cage made of steel mesh. The size of mesh being smaller than 2cm so that the mice can not get their limbs stuck in them. The mice are left so that they can talk freely. The experiment can be done for an infinite amount of time. Yet the results would be same. The experiment can be repeated with different mice with different setting but the
results would be same.
Results:
Mice one does not engage in stupid questions with mice two
Mice two doesnt engage with stupid questions with mice one
Hope that you learn from the above experiment.