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Question: become a professional dancer (hypothetically) ?

I am not saying it is me, but I have a friend (let's call her Nina), who really wants to be a 'dancer' in a men's club.

What advice would you give to her to ensure her success ?


Answers: become a professional dancer (hypothetically) ?

I am not saying it is me, but I have a friend (let's call her Nina), who really wants to be a 'dancer' in a men's club.

What advice would you give to her to ensure her success ?

I can't really offer any advice as I've never been a pole dancer myself (I was worried the pole would cause chafing, otherwise I'd have gone for it), however, I would like to say congrats to your... uh, friend, for choosing such a profession. I mean, this is an industry where women are objectified and allow themselves to be taken advantage of repeatedly with no legal recourse, and, well, that's just so hot.

You know, on second thought, maybe that's not such a turn-on, I'm going to skip the gentlemen's clubs and stick with my special lady.

good dancer.
dont mind taking her clothes off in public.
friendly.
looks good in a thong!

Observe Rattlesnakes in the wild...

And do what they do...

Learn different types of dance so she knows how to move her body.....also some of those strip aerobics tapes are pretty good...I was an exotic dancer for a few years and LOVED it...make sure your friend knows to NEVER sleep with the guys she dances for that's a horrible rep to have

Haha, sureeee, "Nina"...we all know the truth. But for the sake of answering the question and avoiding a Y!A smackdown, I'll tell you what I know from *experience*..from, err...MY friend, Gina...yea, Gina...

Start off by having lots and lots of practice sex. I'm talking guys, chicks, animals, objects. Some argue this won't help, since dancers *technically* aren't supposed to have sex, but it's a must. Then, practice some of your sluttiest moves by gathering victims and tying them up. Have them judge your dancing from a 1-10, and if they say anything below a 9, dig your heels into places where the sun don't shine.

Once these preliminary steps have been completed, try the biz out for about a month and a half, then see Dr. Phil or a like psychologist to heal your emotional devastation, and get off your chest your history of being beaten and raped by your dad the clown.

You can tell Nina that I said that she needs to quit messing around on the strip and get her @ss back to the ranch

That money ain't gonna make itself

Find a good school or teacher.

I don't know, all the strippers where I am are from Montreal so I'd say be french. Let's see......allow touching for extra tips and grind really good on the men's crotches when giving lap dances. You should also be bi because the girls up here like to put on a little show for the men too.

have Duke lacrosse team come to her party

as much fun as that sounds, I don't thing that would really look good on her resume, and being around that environment, I think comes with drugs, and stuff, so it's not for me.. but in my demented mind, I think it would be a good way to get some attention, get to dress up for work everyday, and dance, so it sounds like fun,
I still couldn't do it.. I think the looks I get from men (u know the look) would burn into my mind, and stay there, long after my new house on the beach, and college tuition is payed for from stripping tips.

Most places let anyone dance .....like an amateur nite to try it out....just have to be 18 and dont mind being undressed. Few ive seen know how to dance. Expensive mens clubs require tryouts...pretty easy to get accepted...many women just wont do that.
good luck

She needs to have a personal interview with a man experienced in the art of female interviews. Selflessly I will volunteer for said interview. Since you and I are friends and you are vouching for her, I will first conduct the interview as a formality and then embark on an accelerated training schedule. This is a vigorous training session and care should be made not to take this lightly. Have her contact me immediately to work out the finer details.

Buy a pole for your bedroom and Practice! Practice! Practice! I could've sworn I saw one on on ebay for less than 50 bucks.
But I might be mistaken....after all, why in the heck would I be searching for a pole? Shoot! I already got one. lol

Take a visit home and ask mum for advice.



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