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Question: Redneck jokes?? Mine today is....You might be a redneck if you see a sign that say's, "Just say no to crack" and it Reminds you to pull up your jeans.


Answers: Redneck jokes?? Mine today is....You might be a redneck if you see a sign that say's, "Just say no to crack" and it Reminds you to pull up your jeans.

LOL, That's funny !

You might be a Redneck if Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife

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  • lmao!!

    no i dont have any of my own!

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    Not today sorry!!!!!!

    No but you can watch this...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BtNN6M97...

    lol

    nope but thats a good one

    You ARE a redneck if you are in Wal Mart on Sunday morning.

    Hear about the red neck caught sleeping with he teacher ?

    He was home schooled.

    HA HA !! I've know that once since I was about 4 lol--Dad used to listen to Jeff Foxoworthy ALL the time--I love him-
    Hm...
    YOu might be a redneck if...You think taco bell is the mexican phone company HAAA HAAA That's always been my favorite

    The U.S. Government decided to take an experiment to see what people say right before they get into an auto accident.
    89% of the people in 49 states said: ''Oh, ****!''

    In Texas 94% said: ''Hold my beer. Watch this.''

    :-)

    If you are in the 6th grade, and you are old enough to drive yourself to school , you might be a redneck.

    You think that safe sex is a padded headboard on the waterbed

    If your living in a mobile home up on blocks in your parents back yard....you might just be a redneck.

    YEAH a couple

    signs you might be a Redneck...
    -You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

    things you will never hear a redneck say.......
    -I don't understand the appeal of NASCAR
    - Duct tape won't fix that.
    -We don't keep firearms in this house-
    -She's too old to be wearing that bikini.



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