Has anyone ever heard of "The Mommy Test"?!
Question: I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
"Why?" my daughter asked. 'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart." I was thinking quickly.
"All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom." We walked along in silence for 2 o r 3 minutes, but she was evidently wondering this new information.
"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the Dad. ''Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face.
Answers: I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
"Why?" my daughter asked. 'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart." I was thinking quickly.
"All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom." We walked along in silence for 2 o r 3 minutes, but she was evidently wondering this new information.
"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the Dad. ''Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face.
Haha! Bo G!!
Here is the real Mommy Test!!
http://www.thehumorwriter.com/Encounters...
Wow.
rofl
no.
yes. it is on the radio station i listen to in the morning. kiss fm
awwwwwww!!! how cute!!!
ya thats funny
But your avatar is a boy...and where did you copy that joke from?
No
Int. story
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?...
lol cute
You go MOM !!!!.that last answer was on the test too!!!
LOL.
No I never heard of it..before.
It put a smile on my face. I love it.
i am a male
Well I heard it on Kidd Kraddick in the Morning (on the radio) they had a bit for Kelly Raspberry called the Mommy Test
lol, how cute!
hah! That's pretty good.
Right on!
lol nice! =)
apperintly my daddy dident pass....
hahaha....LOL....Loved it
O.K. that was cute but your avatar looks like the daddy.
Cute.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
aww, this is cute, I love it, I'm glad I'm a mommy
A friend sent this to me in an email. It was really funny then and still tickles my funny bone. Really cute!!
That's great! I love it !!!!!