Did you know that "Pete's Day Spa" is officially open for business!
Question: How may my staff and I service you today?
Answers: How may my staff and I service you today?
thats a loaded question there, pete ;-)
I'm tired and I have a headache Pete, how can you help me with that? I need a good rub down! hehe...
I could really use a backrub
pedicure please
A full body massag would be good. Do I get to keep my knicks on?
Is it possible for you to accidently drown my MIL in a mud bath? I'll pay you good money for it ....
i could really use a facial
i would forever be grateful to get one
do you give out complementary necklaces with your facials? After I get a back rub I would love to have a protein shake!
Pete....will you employ me as the guy who administers the facials?
I didn't know that!
I would like the full service...
full body massage, facial, manicure and pedicure please...
I'll take a full body massage, paraffin dip of my feet and hands, a seasalt rub, that should do it for today!
Sign me up for that pearl necklace/facial special, I am always looking for a good facial.