Can This Be True?!
Question: I once attended a dinner party with my girlfriend and her family. It was a scrumptious feast considering this was my first time with her family. The meal was so delicious I literally ate the plate and the silverware too! Although her parents are up in age I really enjoyed my stay. I briefly excused myself to the bathroom and started walking towards the stairs. However, her parents have a large manse and suddenly I became lost. I managed to make my way into the kitchen were I was intrigued on how my girlfriend's mother made this delicious dinner. Strangely enough, I found nothing but cans and cans opened. I quickly assumed it was beef broth for the tasty meatloaf she made. As I inspected the contents of these empty cans my nose caught whiff of an awkward smell. I inspected the cans further and to my surprise I found the labeling "Alpo" on the can. Can this be true?
Answers: I once attended a dinner party with my girlfriend and her family. It was a scrumptious feast considering this was my first time with her family. The meal was so delicious I literally ate the plate and the silverware too! Although her parents are up in age I really enjoyed my stay. I briefly excused myself to the bathroom and started walking towards the stairs. However, her parents have a large manse and suddenly I became lost. I managed to make my way into the kitchen were I was intrigued on how my girlfriend's mother made this delicious dinner. Strangely enough, I found nothing but cans and cans opened. I quickly assumed it was beef broth for the tasty meatloaf she made. As I inspected the contents of these empty cans my nose caught whiff of an awkward smell. I inspected the cans further and to my surprise I found the labeling "Alpo" on the can. Can this be true?
Very punny! "Can" this be true... The next day, did you overcome the overwhelming urge to bark and sniff dog's butts?
Moreso than you eating the silverware and plate, dude...
It could be.... ?
No, it can't, because your story isn't true.
what is alpo??
stranger things have happened so I say yes
WOOF WOOF
Whats alpo?
and i dont get it...whats wrong with cans?
Maybe they were feeding a stray dog if they don't have one! I doubt they would feed you dog food. Don't be paranoid.
No. but interesting
I hope not...excuse me while I hurl...
How come the food was so delicious then? Your avatar does kind of look like a dog.