On Valentines Day how can I get a date?!
Question: Last year I went up to people & said "Will you love me" but all I got was a rash.
Poll: Beer or Moonshine
Answers: Last year I went up to people & said "Will you love me" but all I got was a rash.
Poll: Beer or Moonshine
I'm gonna do what I do every year. Sit at a sidewalk coffee shop yelling 'Get a room' at every couple that looks even remotely affectionate. Doesn't get me a date but it makes me feel better.
Oh, uh..beer but I quit drinking.
Remove that plunging stick from your head first. That should help.
What about ask SOMEONE YOU LIKE out instead of asking random people to love you?
dont be ugly
Thats pretty funny
You got off easy with just a rash. I still have a staph infection, and I lost sight in one eye. But thankfully, I had enough antibiotics on hand to clear up the syphillis. (phew!)
As far as snagging a date, I recommend this technique: hang out at the bar all day, and sit next to the drunkest man you can find. After he buys you about 13 shots, you should both be good to go! But don't expect a box of chocolates. Wait until Feb. 15th, and you can get those yourself for 50% off.
Good luck.
MOONSHINE
Try this:
Strip naked and cover your private areas with a black strip of paper (that way they can show you on the network news). Then - make a sign that says, "Will love Valentine for food." Stand at the entrance to the freeway on Vday and I'm sure you'll be taken (away) by the end of the rush hour.
:)
**EDIT**
I never remember to answer the poll questions... I'm too busy chatting, I suppose.
BEER! And lots of it!
I'm drugging someone to be my date. beer... moonshine kicks my @ss
I need one of those too
Beer
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Beer
Rash, gads, the horrid truth!