What was the last lie you told to your significant other?!
Question: That my lawyer is cut throat...so you see, he's no longer very significant!
Answers: That my lawyer is cut throat...so you see, he's no longer very significant!
that i love him.
lol jk.
That i didn't know what i wanted him to cook for me on our anniversary :P
C'mon the guys gotta have some initiative.
I don't love you anymore.
no significant other 2 lie 2
that I was out paying bills, I was at home depot shopping
I don't lie I just tell the truth.
the dog did it
the price of the top i bought, it was actually more expensive than i said.
that i did not give money to my child
That I liked the meal she did for dinner
That I had another...lol
Ha-Ha! Good one...I never lie.
that I let the cat out.
no you look great in those jeans.
that I really don't want to
I'm just nipping out for a loaf of bread! 20 years ago! I wander if she's still wanting toast?
i dont have a significant other haha lol
well, i don't have a significant other, so i'll use my best guy friend:
he asked me if his jeans made is butt look HUGE*he's not gay*
i said no
the really make his behind look bigger then texas
"I love you"
Haha and I dumped her.. cause she is a b-tch. Lmao
Im so nice
???????????
Only during the night,
many years ago . . .
Does it count for Heaven? I had to . . .
Of course my bajonkas are real, honey! Just because they are a DDDD, and feel like bumpy rocks, doesn't mean anything.