I went to the pet store and bought a boxer, so why doesn't he put his dukes !

Dead?

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because he fancies the cowardly lion

put 'em up........put 'em up

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Step on his tail

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Is this after you trained him? If so, I would definitely return him to the pet store. He's obviously got attitude problems.

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did you put the silk boxers on him yet? that should do it!

if not, you put the silk boxers on too and sing a Barry Manilow song, all the while taunting him by calling him a washed-up has-been-who-never-was.

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My corgi would probably try to fight him~only play fighting of course...

Actually~he's more likely to try herding him...

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He knows he can't match the power-packed punch of platy.

Sound familiar? ...Can't match the power-packed taste of Sunny D.....

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