Have you ever got the walking farts on a first date?!
Question: How`d that come out?
Answers: How`d that come out?
One at a time.
Never that would be a shame.
no i never got the walking farts.
LOL!
Yes,I took small steps.
LMAO...it would be so frickin funny if a guy I really liked had the farts on our date...while walking not at dinner or a movie...that would be torture. I never had the walking, bowling, dinner and a movie farts on a date.
If she loves or even likes you, its a part of what happens. May as well get used to it!
One time my date took me to Bass Pro Shop in Springfield, and I got the walking farts right when I was trying to steal some stink bait and a goose call.
Just kidding! Thank you, Larry the CG.
A guy took me to a fish fry at his parent's place on Bull Shoals. There was maybe a 100 people, fish, brisket, beans, slaw, fried tater wedges, homemade pickles of all types, and three tables of desserts.
I thought this is a nice friendly crowd, I'll just let my hair down and enjoy myself with a heaping plate of food, and some Coors in a keg. I don't know what kind of intestinal dynamite they put in that stuff but farts were the nicest aspect of that day. I had the running schittz. Thank god the water was up so I could pretend I was swimming. I'm pretty careful about what I eat before and during a date.
she did once
hips never lie
lols