What's YOUR favorite "call in to work" excuse?!


Question: What's the funniest one YOU have ever heard used?


Answers: What's the funniest one YOU have ever heard used?

I'm calling in with an eye problem, I just can't see coming in.

sorry i can't come to work today i just found out that you are bad for my health

Y2K

im having an all day sex-capade, needless to say, i wont be coming in.

i actually used it, without getting fired.

I'm sorry I have two broken ankles and am covered in sores.

What? Yeah, I'll be in tommorrow.

(actually, try "I broke a molar" no one ever actually wants to look in your mouth)

I'm going to be late, I have to take some extra time to do the wild thing...

My favorite: Not feeling well today.

Funniest: an employee who was working evening shift said he had a stuffy nose before work and took an Ambien instead of a decongestant and fell asleep.

"I can't come to work today because my dog won't stop chasing my car down the road when I try to go"

I never had it in me to come up with lame excuses.
I used to call my boss and tell him I needed a mental health day - and offered to cough if he needed me to call in 'sick'.

God, I'm boring.

"I can't come in to work today, I have AIDS."

someone said it was too windy to get into work yet everyone else was there that day.

I ran out of sick days, so I'm calling dead

actually one time i didn't show up at all and didnt even call.... i was 17 ok hahaha actually... i pretty much just stopped showing up to my job and stopped working there at the end of the summer because i never showed... lol

Explosive diarrhea!
and it always works!

I usually just say sumfin they dont understand or stupid, like im wearing a towl or becoz i saw a bus drive past my house and they'll be like wtf but too scared to tell me to still come in to work. they just say umm ok and hang up =]

sweeet aye

xxxx.

The best one is to call in with a weakish voice (not too Oscar winning) and just say you're ill. If they ask for more information, simply say "you don't want the details, trust me."

Works.
Every.
Time.

My dog ate my subway pass and I can't afford to buy another one because you don't pay me enough.

"I took some Viagra this morning, now I have an erection that's lasted more than 4 hours".



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