Do you have a good joke for me?!
Question: Short-n-clean=)
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Answers: Short-n-clean=)
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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walked into a bar.
You would think one of them would have seen it!!
what do you call diet holy communion water?
I can't believe it's not Jesus.....
What do you call a black person flying a plane?
A pilot you racist ****. You can keep the f-word out if you need to tell it cleanly lol.
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really ,really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home.
As he stumbled out the door, he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. The nun was really surprised but before she could do or say anything he punched her again.
This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the side, then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much.
So then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said........
"Not very freakin' strong tonight, are you Batman!"
ok, one man steps in dog crap, then after a while another man does the same.Then the first man says " i just did that " and the other man punches him.
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say this to someone u wana hit lol...
what did the 5 fingers say to the face... SLAP!