What do i have to do to make sure only the pretty people at work hit on me?!
Question: Shallow much?
Just act like you're better than everyone else.
Answers: Shallow much?
Just act like you're better than everyone else.
Ugly people need love too.
duct tape a puppy to your left armpit.
stay hot!
FART!!!!
more makeup!!
Just be a snob with all the ugly people, works for me!!
wear @ssless chaps.
Wear a sign that says "If you're pretty, I'm easy"
Don't make so much as eye contact with the ugly ones. Keep your nose in the air so that when you walk by they all whisper, "That b!tch thinks her poo don't stink." (Of course that is usually followed by "I'd still do her". ) ?
be pretty
walk around naked, that should do it.
mini skirt, tight shirt, drop objects on the floor and pick them up.
(lucky, i work with fuglies)
Go to Spencer's Gifts and buy a bunch of those Love Coupons. Pass them out to only the cutest and most deserving in your office. Be sure to wink and make kissy noises when you pass them out.
People at work probably wonder the same thing when you try to hit on them.
IF you don't like me fondling you at the copier just say so..don't post it all over Y!A....thanks.
I wear shirts that say if you are not F.I.N.E. fine then don't bother sexually harassing me....also I have mace on m keyring when the uglies tried to crowd my space i do not hesitate to spray them
Honesty is the best policy, so just tell them straight up: "You're ugly, go away"
Well, for one, stop shagging the boss, he's as ugly as they come.......then I suggest snapping hot chicks bras (much like in grade school, they love it), and casually pinching the hot guys' @sses........
If that is too passive, get drunk, strip, and make shameless passes at your hot coworkers while grinding them silly....
my last secretary did that one, and she got a hefty raise
Hmmmnnn....
This is certainly a tough problem you have ....
But I would say, flash them some of that CC (cleavage candy) that I saw on your 360 profile, and that should do the trick ....
No one ever says no to candy .... especially that kind!
just ask me.
You should not be getting hit on at all at work. I make sure everyone knows that I will be friends with everyone, but will NEVER cross the line to ever date someone even connected to work.
That way I can just do my job and not worry about it.
If I ever met and fell in love with someone I could change my mind, but I do not tell anyone else that. :-)
I only work with one pretty person, how can you get them to sexually harass you? You can always cut the not so good ones, and eventually they'll get the idea.