What is the stupidest pick up line you have ever heard?!


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you, this, right now.

Are you a parking ticket? You have fine written all over you!

i bet my bank acount is bigger than your booty

did ur dad play soccer, b/c ur body is kicking!

Do you like like yellow or checks
i say why
he says because i wanna know what kinda cab to call when were done.
GOSH!

Heaven must be missing an angel-cause I found you
sweetest

stupidest--can I come play with you?

"I like your ***... I MEAN SHOES! SHOES!"

Nice shoes, wanna ****? words 33.333 percent of the time

Im bananas about you!

EEK tooooooootal turn offfffffff, it just shows the guy is the worst pick up liner in da woorrrld lol ;P

are u from tennessee, cuz your the only ten i see

do u have a mirror in ur pocket?
cuz i can see myself in ur pants
lol

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Are you an astronaut? Because your bod is out of this world!


Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get!

Okay somebody call the cops because this woman has just stolen my heart!

What's Up?

"Can I see what your insides look like?"

I was grossed out.

you want some fries with that shake?

did you clean your pants with windex?
because i can see myself in them. ;] haa.

Pick Up lines are hilarious!
The one that says "At first I thought your body was punching, now I see that your body is kicking."

I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?

HAHAHA...Hmmm...I've got a bunch of them. Let's see..
Are you wearing space pants?Cause your booty is out of this world.
I forgot my number, can I have yours?
Are you tired? Cause you been running through my mind allllllll day! haha
My friends bet me $20 that you wouldn't talk to me...
And finally, one that wasn't so bad..but still ranks high on my stupid pick up line scale...
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
None of them have ever worked. LOL

did it hurt when you fell from heaven

Jerk: Hey, ya wanna see the sunrise with me?

Me: No thanks, I can see it from my OWN bed and I already have one ***hole in my pants, I don't need another one.

My love for you is like diarrea, I can't hold it in!
Do you have a library card? cuz I'd sure like to check you out!



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