What are some "brutal" ways to wake my lazy husband up ???!
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Can you say..."Coffee Enema".......WOW, that will wake up his ***!!!!
the crank yank is brutal
Bucket of cold water.
Antique him...... thats when you take a handfull of flour and throw it in his face as he sleeps.
have you tried beating him with a baseball bat? that will get his lazy a*ss out of bed
Put his hand in a bowl of warm water and make him pee the bed. On second thought, maybe not. If lazy is the problem, you'd have to clean up the mess.
ice in his pants!
Squirt Gun full of icy water...
That way you can spray him yet be out of reach!
Peace.
Put some Chilli powder in his pants, that will wake him up
Hugs
Ive been thumbed down. Someone doesn't like chilli. LOL
Cold water splash, alarm clock near his ear, maybe a little teasing and then retreat!
Pinch his nostrils together.
Well if you had a black person living with you with natural hair, you could take one of the hairs and tickle their nose with it. I know we used to do this at church to those who went to sleep and the white kids would always ask us for a piece of hair.