Is the man in your life like any of these?!
Question: ...placemats
they only show up when there's food on the table.
...mascara
they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
...bike helmets
they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.
...government bonds
they take so long to mature.
...copiers
you need them in reproduction but that's about it.
...lava lamps
fun to look at it but not all that bright.
...bank accounts
without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
...high heels
they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
...curling irons
they're always hot and always in your hair.
...mini skirts
if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.
...handguns
keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.
Answers: ...placemats
they only show up when there's food on the table.
...mascara
they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
...bike helmets
they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.
...government bonds
they take so long to mature.
...copiers
you need them in reproduction but that's about it.
...lava lamps
fun to look at it but not all that bright.
...bank accounts
without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
...high heels
they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
...curling irons
they're always hot and always in your hair.
...mini skirts
if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.
...handguns
keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.
The only man in my life is my cat.
I think someone is a little bitter
handguns
keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it
Haha! I wouldn't say my husband is like any of those but occasionally a few apply! :-)
handgun for sure
none lol
Mmmm....man bashing. What would Heath Ledger say?
haha. i like that.
handgun.
hahaha
funny-ish
Wow, nice metaphores! Some of them are actually really funny :)
non of the above,
clever, funny, sexy and good in bed
all of the above. lol.
hahaha yeah he is he's a few
he's
PLACEMAT, MASCARA, GOVERNMENT BOND, AND DEFINITELY A HAND GUN!!
lol i like this
my previous one would be a handgun
You and the rest of the women who answer this question should go to the Cats section of answers. I'm sure all of you have at least 5 a piece.
no my man isnt like any of them!! lol my man is genuine and caring lol
mascara for sure!
i have male friends but no man
LOL funny. :-)
Maybe the high heels, but I try not taking advantage.
My boyfriend is a darling and you can't have him.
sorry none of them.
...curling irons
he is always hot and always in my hair.
Yeah sams all those except the mascara one hes very sensitive
I don't have a man in my life but those were funny. lol
haha, that was well funny!
although I'm one man that fits into non of these categories!
LOL Rose, good observational comedy.
Mine's like velcro - he's really stuck on me!
mine is like poverty, never that far away