When you check caller ID and know someone called the wrong number, do you answer!
Question: I've gotten requests for reservations, repair assistance, medical appointments, you name it. I stretch it out as long as I can, just to frustrate the living dog snot out of them. The key is to be just inefficient or offensive enough that they demand to speak to a supervisor instead of hanging up in disgust.
When they do that, I put them on hold for a few seconds and then answer in a deliberately bad fake voice.
Prank calling is against the law, but prank answerting is my right as an American.
Answers: I've gotten requests for reservations, repair assistance, medical appointments, you name it. I stretch it out as long as I can, just to frustrate the living dog snot out of them. The key is to be just inefficient or offensive enough that they demand to speak to a supervisor instead of hanging up in disgust.
When they do that, I put them on hold for a few seconds and then answer in a deliberately bad fake voice.
Prank calling is against the law, but prank answerting is my right as an American.
When someone calls my house by accident and asks for Mr. Sniff Mybottoms, I always say:
"Oh, dear! He just left for the market! I ran out of femine hygiene products today, and so I asked him to run down to the Piggly Wiggly to get me the super absorbent, floral scented tampons. I really hope he gets the right kind... the last time this happened he bought me Depends undergarments by accident ... although Aunt Tilly did end up using them ...... but there was another time when ...."
By the time I say the word 'tampon' they have usually hung up. :)
Is Snow White even allowed to say that word ....?
No. I never do that.
Haha, I've never done that. Maybe one day...if the timing is jussst right and I'm really bored and feeling goofy! :)
I've never done that, but I think I'll try it now.
lol no never thought of it...hmmm good idea though
That's very creative.
prank calling is against the law? wat is up w/ tht?!?!?!?! omg it is not every1 does it...i did it once 2 some1 i knew...couldn't you just say i lied to someone when i was calling?!?!?!?!?!?! thts not against the law, is it? anyway once i called my friends work # and was like, "can iget directions to there from kittyville?" she was like, "ummm i dunno, do u kno where the parkway is?" and she was like giving all thsese suggestions and i was like , "no." lol so then i waa like, "im bout ten miles away from dogtown," it was HILARIOUS! she was all flustered.
Yea....
not cool, its just a simple mistake
If he sounds cute not only will I play along but I usually give him phone sex too
Oh that is too funny. I am going to have to try that.
Love, honey
When I get unkown callers this is how it goes:
Me: Hello?
Them: Would you like to take our survery?
Me: How about you take mine first?
Them: I don't have time for yours
Me: What makes you think I have time for yours?
Them: Kay, carry on.
Me: Okay what was your first impression of me?
I've never gotten further then that.
And no, I don't do that.