When your an old lady will you do this to your kids?!


Question: When I'm an old lady,
I'll live with each kid,
and bring so much happiness,
just as they did.

I want to pay back
all the joy they've provided,
returning each deed, oh,
they'll be so excited.

I'll write on the walls with
red, whites and blues,
and bounce on the furniture
wearing my shoes.
I'll drink from the carton
and then leave it out.
I'll stuff all the toilets
and oh how they'll shout.
When their on the phone
and just out of reach,
I'll get into things
like sugar and bleach.
Oh, they'll snap their fingers
and then shake their head,
and when that is done,
I'll hide under the bed.

When they cook dinner
and call me to eat,
I'll not eat my green beans,
my salad, or meat.

I'll gag on my okra,
spill milk on the table,
and when they get angry,
I'll run...if I'm able.

I'll sit close to the TV,
through the channels I'll click.
I'll cross both my eyes,
and see if they stick.

I'll take off my socks,
and throw one away,
and play in the mud
till the end of the day.

And later in bed,
I'll lay back and sing.
I'll thank God in prayer
and then close my eyes.

My kids will look down
with a smile slowly creeping,
and say with a groan,
"She's so sweet
when she's sleeping"

(author unknown)


Answers: When I'm an old lady,
I'll live with each kid,
and bring so much happiness,
just as they did.

I want to pay back
all the joy they've provided,
returning each deed, oh,
they'll be so excited.

I'll write on the walls with
red, whites and blues,
and bounce on the furniture
wearing my shoes.
I'll drink from the carton
and then leave it out.
I'll stuff all the toilets
and oh how they'll shout.
When their on the phone
and just out of reach,
I'll get into things
like sugar and bleach.
Oh, they'll snap their fingers
and then shake their head,
and when that is done,
I'll hide under the bed.

When they cook dinner
and call me to eat,
I'll not eat my green beans,
my salad, or meat.

I'll gag on my okra,
spill milk on the table,
and when they get angry,
I'll run...if I'm able.

I'll sit close to the TV,
through the channels I'll click.
I'll cross both my eyes,
and see if they stick.

I'll take off my socks,
and throw one away,
and play in the mud
till the end of the day.

And later in bed,
I'll lay back and sing.
I'll thank God in prayer
and then close my eyes.

My kids will look down
with a smile slowly creeping,
and say with a groan,
"She's so sweet
when she's sleeping"

(author unknown)

I'll make them change my diapers
And pop out lots of gas
Hopefully they'll be really good
at wiping my............

gosh I hope I dont do that

i don't want any kids, so i guess not

That is awesome!

That's a thoughtful poem

I wouldn't do that much, but the idea of it, yess

actually, no. i think that's a funny poem, but hopefully by the time i'm an old lady, i'll be mature enough to understand that kids just do stuff like that and i won't hold it against them. they have their own kids to do that.

wait, i'm already that mature. r u?

Now thats something!! Really Really NIce!!
This is really awesome! I'll show it to my wife! We'll do it together when we grow old!!
Thanks for sharing this wonderful poem!! You made my day!

LOL Love it! Sending it to my parents now :)

I don't think I will do this to my kids, but it sure sounds fun as a parent of 3. But someday they will have kids just like themselves. that is the mother's curse.

i love that!!!! they do derserve it!

Rock on! Yeah I think I love this poem...
Good job

Yeah that will be me when I get older... Ha Ha!

Nope i hope not



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