Survey: How many euphemisms can you name for female breasts?!
Question: Euphemism: the substitution of an AGREEABLE or INOFFENSIVE expression for one that may offend.
Sure, we all could come up with the name that's very close to, um, Tater Tots. I'm wondering, though, how clever can the Answers Community be in coming up with less offensive nicknames for female breasts.
A few that I have used or heard: Sweater Puppies, The Girls, Thelma & Louise, etc.
If I inadvertently offend anyone, then my apologies. This question is meant to be in good humor.
Thanks!
Answers: Euphemism: the substitution of an AGREEABLE or INOFFENSIVE expression for one that may offend.
Sure, we all could come up with the name that's very close to, um, Tater Tots. I'm wondering, though, how clever can the Answers Community be in coming up with less offensive nicknames for female breasts.
A few that I have used or heard: Sweater Puppies, The Girls, Thelma & Louise, etc.
If I inadvertently offend anyone, then my apologies. This question is meant to be in good humor.
Thanks!
LOL....mine are big sister and little sister :oP
Oh...and knockers is a good one.
seems like u found enough euphemisms for them
jugs
boobs
breasts
the girls
the twins
rack
headlites
Zoomers
Mammalian protuberances
Highbeams
Bubois (pronouced "boo-BWAZ")
Funbags
Mosquito bites (for the underendowed)
bodacious ta tas
tig ol bitties
melons
ta tas
chi chis
ittle bittles(Hey, mine are small lol)
boobies
lunch(top a baby lol)
luv pillows
breasttitists
melons
num nums
the girls
thing one & thing two
boobletts(again w the small ones?)
juggs
knockers(tho I have to admit this one & juggs is maybe a bit offensive)
pastie holders
the ladies
big one lil one(cuz most all women have one larger than the other)
gazoombas
nuggs
um thats all I can think of right now...
Hmm...what in the world made you think of this particular question? Ok, here goes:
Yabbos
Honeydews
Hooters
Pillows
Rib Balloons
The Grand Tetons (my husband's favorite)
Fun Bags
Gazongas
The Girls
Headlights
Grapefruits
Globes (also Gloden Globes of they are well-tanned)
Tatas
Coconuts
Melons
I'm sure I know more, but that's all I can think of right now. Maybe I should have asked my husband. He has about a gazillion different names for them, as I'm sure most all men do.
bazooms,, knockers,,jugs,, bobbers ,, lunkers,, I can't think of any different ones
sweater meat
Honkers wasn't mentioned!
Puppies
I dunno I just say "them"