Whoever thought that dried fruits make a good snack?!


Question: One of our clients sent us a box of dried fruits? Dried figs? Gross. Not to mention the fact that a girl can poop her pants if she eats too many.


Answers: One of our clients sent us a box of dried fruits? Dried figs? Gross. Not to mention the fact that a girl can poop her pants if she eats too many.

lol...dried fig sharts. Mmmm, nuttin' better

I think so

always keep tissue in the office and car. I like dried fruit.

that's what happened to me

They're not that bad. Well the stuff I buy is more nuts/tropical stuff.

Seems to me, you would want some dried mice!!

That is true, you can poop your pants but I just love dried fruit, you can give them to me:D

i like dried fruit, it's a staple in trail mixes

I never tried dried fruits lol.

Ewww LoL I'd send them back and right that on the card

Dried fruits instead of chocolates?
Are you sure it's not from a terrorist?

Gay cannibals going on long trips?

L.D.!

If you lived like a hermit in a tent and could only make it to the store once a year, walking 30 miles through the woods every September, you wouldn't be complaining so much, city girl. They're conveniently light and compact.

I love dried Apricots. But you can shove those raisins where the sun don't shine, as far as I'm concerned.

It was probably the same person who said "exercise is good for PMT" and "Size doesn't matter". Someone who is either completely boring, naive or stupid. Dried fruit. Pah! Give me a big old box of chocolates any day :)

i love dried fruit but dried figs do seem suspect

I like dried fruit.

Fun Things to Do wth Dried Figs:
- Throw them at annoying co-workers when you are bored silly.
- Mix them up in a nice batch of brownies, and hand them out to your favorite 'friends' at work tomorrow.
- Paper weights.
- Door stops.
and lastly,
- Drop them in all of the toilet stalls, and leave a few scattered on the seat, and also on the floor.
Wait..... then enjoy the terrified screams of your co-workers. Try not to pee your pants, while laughing your asss off.

Send them to Margo..... she can add them to her GrapeNuts.

Dried fruits as a gift? What the heck did you do to deserve that?? Mebbe the client thought you were constipated?

Nobody thinks that,
that cub guy is dumb



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