What's the lamest breakup reason you've ever been given, and the lamest !
Question: "It's not you, it's me..."
Answers: "It's not you, it's me..."
GIVEN: " i'm not sure what i want right now:" = (i'm just sure i don't want you - hehe)
GOT: a phone call, a lousy phone call..........some men are cowards........at least i thought of a lousy in-person line.
I just like cookies more than you! I need to spend time with my cookies. Go now! Begone!
"I'm confused"
I'm moving two blocks away and I want to save money on gas.
Your sister is better in bed.
"My dad just doesn't like you..."
It wasn't meant to be a break up excuse but I made it my last time to see him.My Dad had died & the house was full of family 24/7 so I wanted to get away from it for a couple of hours so I rang my so called boyfriend to see if I could go over to his place for a while.He said,"no,I want to be on my own to get over the shock of signing up for a new car"
A guy asked me out, I said I was too busy.. Then he did a burp.
Its kind of a break up, although we were never together, and never would be But he still burped. Yuk!
"I was on the fence, and i fell to one side"...but it didnt even make sense at all the way he said it. or..."i dont want to hurt you anymore" (well, that hurt!)
me, im not sure...
we dont fit because you dont drink cola (he was a cola addict )
Oh dear .......
There have been so, so very many.
His: "That baby is NOT mine and if you keep insisiting it is, I will have to break up you you!" (we broke up)
Mine: "Really .... ? It is ...? Are you sure it is fully ere** ....?"
(we broke up ... immediately)
<-------- Snowy is saucy ... ;)
I don't give lame ones...in fact, when I broke up with boys, I generally gave no reason and avoided them like the plague.
However... in high school, when I was 16, my boyfriend cheated on me while I was in the hospital having a follow-up surgery because of complications from heart surgery. When I asked him why he didn't just break up with me, he said, "your heart was already broken, and I didn't know if it would kill you." I swear thats what he said!!
If that isn't both the dumbest and the most self centered excuse I've ever heard....
"Something just clicked in my head.... and it was over." was the worst I've been given.
What's the lamest excuse I've given? I don't give lame excuses for break-ups. It's not my style.
i want human babies she told me.
i want frog babies i told her.