Whats one thing you just DONT say at...?!
Question: jury duty(sp?)
Answers: jury duty(sp?)
Hey! Joe I see they finely caught you.
I did it!
where da weed at?
I can only dispense justice when I am not wearing pants.
I think they are guilty.
guilty til proven innocent
never been there...... YET!!
Give him the electric chair! LOL
I Am Guilty!
hey wat up judge court dudes .is this gonna be over before my favorite tv show starts?
anyone fancy a quickie?
Shoot 'em all & let God sort 'em out!!!!!
no i never raped a flying reptilical pig that reads parade magazine and work at a tambourine factory
or did i
-yup that damn pig sold me out that whore
I forgot to pay my tickets...!!
um first of girl at the top that said " i did it" she said jury duty that means ur in the jury not on trial
but on thing u shouldnt say is he couldnt of done it because we had a sleep over that night
hey, after you serve your time.. wanna come to my place, me and the judge gotta a thing going... LOL
hey buddy! (to the defendant)
Hey I know you.....
"oh..i'm sorry i dont' mean to inturrupt...wait..yes i do! ya know..i think we should have a pie eating contest to see pick out which one is guilty!....who ever barfs first looses. and....GO!" i'd be sitting there with a smile on my face like i actually just said something perfectly normal...haha...
is that all ???
The things I would say though:
"The voices in my head told me he is guilty !"
"Hey judge, was that your tan Caddy that I accidentally bumped into in the lot ?"
"You're out of order... You're all out of order... The whole damn trial is out of order !"
"Hey, does anybody else see that pink elephant over there ??"
Call out to the defendant and ask if he/she received my party invitation...ohhh and don't forget to bring my panties with ya.
tell them you are undecided just to make everyone wait longer